Little Black Guidebook

Now that the Kitchen is cleaned and purged for the Move Overseas its time to move on to the Bathroom. A cold, but sunny Saturday is the perfect day to work on the bathroom, because it just looks so shiny when you’re done. The inspiration photo above is like 10 times bigger than my bathroom, but no matter. It’s simple, clean , white and inspiring.

Spring Cleaning Bathroom List: via Simply Stated

1. Clean medicine chest, disposing of medicines properly.
2. Launder shower curtain and replace liner if mildewy.
3. Inspect grout, caulk, and seals on sink, shower, bathtub, and floors. Replace/repair as necessary.
4. Soak shower head for one to two hours in a zip-top bag filled with white vinegar. Attach zip-top bag to shower head with rubber band or binder clip. Flush with water afterward.
5. Toss expired makeup and toiletries.
6. Wipe down the shower rods and rings.

+ This list seemed a little light on actual cleaning and seemed to be more geared towards periodic maintenance so here is a bonus overachiever list because I’m cool/an obsessive list maker.

1. Clean the tub and shower.
2. Shine the mirror.
3. Scrub the sink.
4. Disinfect the toilet.
5. Mop the floor.
6. Clean the wastebasket
7. Wipe the faucet and fixtures.

Purge

The bathroom purge wasn’t nearly as dramatic as the Kitchen one. I didn’t make a list this time. Instead I went with a, “Would I mail this to myself to make sure it was available where I move?” approach. Then I looked at what was left and my waste not want not nature took over. This called for further action.

1. Expired or never used, but open products. – Tossed.
2. Almost empty products – Placed prominently so that I am reminded to use up these products.
3. Travel size products – Right now I can live for quite awhile on hotel bar soap without buying any more body-wash, so some of this is going to the local women’s shelter and the rest is being put somewhere it will get used.
4. Linens – Two people don’t need 12 bath towels and 5 sets of Queen sheets, its just a side affect of getting married and still having wedding present linens 5 years later. Repurpose, toss, donate.

One of my favorite flowers Hyacinth via: Tim-Clinch-Photography

The week 2 tasks of the one-room remedy Spring Cure, didn’t apply too much to the kitchen. Instead I’m pretty much taking a break this week from Curing and continuing on with the Spring Cleaning. I will take one tip from the deep treatment list and buy some fresh flowers for the house (using a gift certificate so still within no-spending month rules).

1. Decide what activity you want in the room and where that activity goes? – Uh, cook? Maybe I could break that down a bit more and separate it into cook, bake and eat. Yum, eat, definitely its own category.
2. Make a floor plan – Floor plan is fixed as I don’t think I’ll be buying new cabinets for this kitchen.
3. Oh oh, build shopping list, the fun part! So yeah, no spending month means that I’ll be re purposing almost everything and going to the landlords for the rest. I’ll call it a product list instead since no actual shopping will be taking place for awhile.

Product list:

• New light fixture
• Backsplash tile
• Flooring
• Countertops
• New waffle iron/George Foreman grill combo (replacing two worn out appliances with one and its dishwasher safe so less likely to clutter my counter waiting to be washed)

Ok, now that the kitchen has been Spring cleaned and I’ve got my inspiration for the One Room Workout Spring Cure it was time to purge as if I was moving overseas.

For inspiration on what a truly awesome, but tiny kitchen consists of I turned to my favorite food blogger Smitten Kitchen and her list of items to build a smitten kitchen with from her tiny New York apartment kitchen. If she can survive without 17 bread pans, I can!

Next it was time to make a list of what was staying. My list is based off of this Kitchen_clean_out list from helloKitchen. I had to make my own because honestly no can-opener on the list, but the have ice cream maker?

Then it came time for the actual purging. Here’s the process if you want to try it at home.

1. Lay out a queen size sheet on the floor.
2. Reference the list and remove each item from the kitchen to the sheet one by one checking the item off of the list as you go.
3. Take all remaining items out of kitchen and put them in another room. If you haven’t gone looking for it and used it within 30-days it goes to goodwill.

The 30-day items work like turning your hangers backwards in your closet. After several months, anything still hung-up backwards isn’t needed.  Same thing applies here for extra spatulas, mixing bowls, Tupperware, etc.

What went in the garage sale: (140ish individual items)

1. 2 Qt. Revereware pot w/lid
2. 1 Qt. Revereware pot
3. Kitchen scale – plastic
4. iced tea pitcher
5. 12 farberware steak knives w/wooden handles
6. Hamilton Beach blender 12 speed
7. 2 – metal mesh hand colanders
8. metal freezer thermometer
9. metal refrigerator thermometer
10. non-stick bundt pan (new)
11. non-stick angel food cake springform pan 9 x 3 in.
12. non-stick springform cheese cake pan 10 x 4 in.
13. 2 baby angel food cake pans
14. 1 plastic bottle funnel
15. 9.5 in Pyrex pie pan blue
16. 2 10 in. square wire cooling racks
17. 12in. metal frying splatter shield
18. 2 New 8×10 flexible chopping mats
19. Glass cutting board 12 x 14
20. Plastic cutting board 14 x 16
21. Mexican ceramic serving bowl
22. 2 boiler pans
23. 4 small nonstick metal bread pans
24. 4 medium nonstick metal bread pans
25. 4 large nonstick metal bread pans
26. 3 – 6 cup muffin pans 2 nonstick metal, 1 silicone (New)
27. George Foreman Grill drip pan
28. melon baller
29. 4 metal grill skewer
30. 2 green cloth napkins
31. 2 red cloth napkins
32. 2 nonstick cookie pans 10 x 14
33. Rainforest Cafe specialty glass
34. 2 plastic cat food bowls
35. 2 ceramic cat food bowls
36. 1 Pfaltzgraf Kitty Food bowl
37. Corning (Pyrex type) 9 x 11 casserolle dish
38. 3 tea light holders
39. 3 Coffee/Tea mugs
40. Large Christmas themed serving platter
41. 4 small Christmas themed serving plates
42. star shaped candy bowl
43. 4 crystal champagne glasses
44. 8 glass punch bowl glasses
45. 24 plastic paper plate holders
46. glass butter server
47. 3 cat food can tupperware covers
48. 2 large tupperware beverage pichers
49. 1 nonstick wok
50. Giant wok with vegetable steamer and double boiler
51. Chocolate fountain
52. large electric powered griddle/grill with cleaning scraper (new)
53. 4 Marquis Waterford champagne glasses, 1 wine
54. 6 handmade pottery bowls
55. 1 hand mixer
56. 1 spaetzle maker
57. 4 misc. tupperware lids
58. 1 pizza pan
59. 2 crystal tall candle holder
60. 2 crystal bud vases

*I know that it seems kind of incompatable to be purging as if I was moving overseas at the same time as I am pulling a room together (ala Spring Cure). So let’s state a few assumptions.

I am assuming that this “theoretical move” is being paid for by a potential employer, but that I am given a moving allowance so I can bring whatever I truly love with me, but if I bring only the things I love and absolutely no clutter I can keep the difference in moving costs as cash.

If I were paying for a move myself the cost to move some items by weight is more than their replacement cost, for instance a $10 item could cost $12 to move so it would be cheaper to just discard it and rebuy it after moving. That’s not what I’m trying to accomplish right now, but it would be during a real move.

Apartment Therapy apparently had the same idea of Spring = Home Improvement at the same time as I did. They are starting their Spring Cure this week. Last time I tried “curing” I tried to do the whole house and finished nothing so this time I’m going for the One Room Remedy so that I still have time for my Overachievers Spring Cleaning and Moving Overseas purging.

The 1st assignment is Creating Your Vision: Show & Tell. This post is my response with the rest of my Kitchen inspiration photos attached. Also, GASP, a BEFORE photo revealing my current kitchen. Scroll to the end for the before in all its horrible glory (not).

1st photo, not happening in current house due to budget and construction constraints. But if we were building a kitchen from scratch in a new house it would look an awful lot like this.

Here’s another one featuring a beautiful  Staub La Theiere Round Teapot.

But here is the actual inspiration photo for our current kitchen. The cabinets are a similar shade and it has stainless steel appliances. It could probably be more minimalists by taking away some of the photo staging, but gives an idea where we’re headed.

And now for the before…

Note the ugly faux brick, wonderful vinyl flooring and white, beige and black appliances.

One-Room Remedy Week 1
- Choose one room. (Kitchen)
- Gather pictures of rooms you love. (See above)
- Start a style tray. (See my Polyvore Kitchen Style Tray)
- Visit your favorite home store. (Lowes online, because its still no-spending month and I can’t tempt myself in person.)
- Set your budget.

Beautiful, pure, minimalist kitchen. Of course that is entirely spartan and modern for my husband’s taste so there will obviously have to be some room to compromise. So that’s the inspiration anyway. Before I can attempt to get to such a pure kitchen I have to do a literal cleanse first. Tonight and tomorrow night’s project will be finishing the rest of this list.

Hubby can you be tall for me and dust the top of the fridge? I’ll let you sharpen the knifes without complaining about the noise they make. Really, I promise!

Kitchen Spring Cleaning List: via Simply Stated

1. Scrub floors and counters. Have stone counter tops waxed if applicable.
2. Pull items off cabinet shelves, wipe down shelves, and replace contact paper if worn. Also wipe down cabinet doors and knobs. Inspect glassware and dining ware for chips and cracks, and replace as necessary.
3. Pull items out of drawers, wipe down the inside of the drawers, and replace contact paper or organization units if worn.
4. Clean refrigerator shelves, frame, and door with a mild detergent. Check expiration dates and dispose of any out-dated food.
5. If necessary, defrost freezer. Clean freezer shelves, frame, and door with a mild detergent. Check expiration dates and dispose of any out-dated food.
6. Deep clean oven, stove burners, and range hood.
7. Check expiration dates on all food in the pantry.
8. Wipe down thoroughly all small appliances.
9. Pull refrigerator out from wall and wash the floor under the unit. Carefully vacuum refrigerator coils per manufacturer’s instructions and visually inspect water hose for ice maker on refrigerator. Wash front grill of refrigerator with mild detergent.
10. Have knives professionally sharpened.
11. Polish or season cookware per manufacturer’s instructions.

+ like any good Overachiever I have to have my own bonus list

1. Find better way to deal with recycling

Kitchen Accessories

After I finished cleaning yesterday I had a spotlessly clean kitchen. My first instinct was to cook something. Unfortunately I haven’t been grocery shopping for almost a week, so there really wasn’t much to cook with. I finally scrapped together enough ingredients to make chocolate chip cookies after begging a 2nd egg off of my neighbor. I am now definitely in a baking mood. Combined with my spring cleaning mood this has me craving sleek modern and colorful kitchen accessories. The image above is a roundup of items I’ve had bookmarked for awhile. I especially want the apron from Anthropologie, tea stick from the Moma store and kitchen timer from the National Palace Museum of Taiwan.